Super Bowl Funday

Lets be honest. If your party has to have some form of disclaimer like "strict guest list for guys will be enforced"... you were a virgin in high school.  If you are actually good at being personable, charming, and charismatic, having a bunch of dudes hanging out at your party isn't going to slim your chances of getting some girls number.  But chances are you're not, so you rely on your fake greek brotherhood to back you up when you stand at the door and tell some guy he can't come in but the 4 girls he drove are going to come inside and party, but "don't worry, you can come pick them up later if they want to leave". FOR THE RECORD this did not happen to me haha. That was just based on stories I've heard and facebook event invites I've seen.  I'm lucky enough to hangout with people who don't worry about getting their dicks wet all the time and just want to see everyone having a good time. Thus, we dance our asses off for 5 hours.

Yesterday I made homemade Ice Cream. 

Mixing it, then I put it in the freezer

Then I get to wake up to Mixed Berry
and Cinnamon Bun Ice Cream

OTTER is slowly but looking like a failed attempt. I guess I should have actually believed them when they said it only works when you use bottled water. BUT DON'T WORRY! I've got a back up plan to update you guys on my boredom progression. You will be impressed without a doubt.

Today is Super Bowl Sunday. I have an indoor soccer game so I can't watch the entire game, but I'll catch the second half. Bottom line is I wanna gamble. Someone get at me and lets bet. I'm not worried about scores or points or shit like that. Just straight up, I got 3 bucks on the Steelers. Someone oppose me.