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Wednesday, February 9, 2011
Why you mad tho?
This goes out to sports fans. Not ALL sports fans, just that ones you wish fell into a meat grinder. I went to the Houston Aeros vs Texas Stars with my hockey crew. Obviously we went for the Aeros, because they rule. Unfortunately, the Cedar Park Center couldn't grasp the concept that the opposing team has fans! And it didn't help that my team won 4-1, won every fight that happened in the game, AND my crew got free mighty fine burgers, gatorade, and a giant chocolate strawberry.
BUT! As we were leaving, a couple Brodouches were not very happy with us, so they decided to start a fight right in the middle of the arena! Cussing, pushing and shoving, tensions were HIGH! Security broke it up and walked us out, but that didn't solve the problem at hand. NO ONE SHOULD TAKE THEIR TEAM LOSING THAT SERIOUS! First of all, it's not 'your team'. You don't play for them, and you probably never will do anything remotely athletic in your life. You just wear that affliction shirt because you like reading wikipedia pages on UFC fighters to have something to talk about at Buffalo Wild Wings that night. Also, anything that happens in a sports designated area, should REMAIN THERE! I can't stand going to the movies wearing an Oakland Raiders shirt and having to wait 3 minutes to get my ticket cuz the cashier dude wants to give a speech about their shitty record and how some other team is better. NO ONE CARES! It'd be cool to say that my fantasy football team is winning some fake competition, but at the same time it wouldn't be, because girls actually like me and I wouldn't want to give that up. And last but not least, I hate to say it, but these dudes decided to pick a fight (one that they would obviously lose) OVER A MINOR LEAGUE HOCKEY TEAM!!! That's like a sophomore frat dude trying to start a fight with anyone who talks shit about his highschool girlfriend. Swallowing Pride means nothing to him, cuz he still gets head once a month when her parents let her take the car to come visit him. Someone really needs to remind these dudes of one thing... HOCKEYTOWN.
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