It's been a minute... my bad you guys. But the new school year is back around so I have an excuse to get on here and let you guys know what I think of you all. I'm not going to recap my summer... It happened, it's over with, I have mixed emotions about it.
Let's start off on the right foot... Terrorism. It's about to be the 10 year anniversary of the largest catalyst for patriotism in our nations history. This Sunday thousands will gather and post pictures online of flags, firefighters, and their stories of where they were when the towers collapsed. (Heads up, I was in 5th grade reading Tikta'Liktak: An Inuit-Eskimo Legend. I failed the chapter reading quiz that morning). This has sparked everyone's interest of "How has America changed since 9/11?". To be honest, you're all a bit more racist. I had a girl in my class American Dilemmas class tell us how she's basically scared of anyone wearing boots on an airplane, and that none of us take into consideration that (according to her) "85% of people on a plane have had at least one terroristic thought in their lifetime"... GUILTY! When I was in 3rd grade I wanted to blow up my teacher for taking away my pokemon cards till the end of the day because they were distracting me from the lazer disk presentation. My bad, someone call Al Qaeda and tell them I'm an O.G. member. None of us should really be that worried about people from the middle east. They don't look suspicious, they just look uncomfortable. Imagine how pissed you would look if you couldn't wear gym shorts and a sweatshirt on a plane?!
September 11th just gave Toby Keith an excuse to write more songs about his dad, America, and how we're gonna 'kick some jihad ass'. Someone should tell him David Alan Coe has that covered so he can go back to singing about "how do you like me now?!" .... here's a hint, we don't. So everyone who is still hung up on covering up their ignorance with 'patriotism', just know that we are all going to die someday. Stop worrying about that dude with the beard and goofy scarf on next to you, and start worrying about what really matters in life... Pizza and Dogs.
You want a real 9/11 story? Watch this:
THIS DUDE SURVIVED 9/11
Keep your chin up America.
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