Grape Kool-Aid

Would you rather have a permanent Grape Kool-Aid Mustache?  Or have permanent Dorito residue on your finger tips?  I'm gunna go the with flavored mustache on this one.  I just feel like having a blonde mustache is getting to popular, and to branch out into the field of trendy facial hair I'll need a new angle.  Plus I love making out, so this way I can share the love of high fructose corn syrup and sugar with all the ladies.  I also think I'd attract a lot of black girls, to which I wouldn't be complaining because then my life would be a constant Yin-Yang Twinz music video.  (If you think that last assumption is racist then YOU'RE racist, not me)

In case you guys haven't heard, I got my truck broken into and my wallet and one of my ipods stolen (Yes, I had two Ipods.  I got them both myself. Haters gonna hate.)  It sucks, but life goes on.  Cancelling a credit card and debit card is really tough because I don't have very good phone etiquette.  I don't have a drivers license or student ID anymore, and getting those replaced will be a bitch as well. Also, I'm down $43 and a bunch of cards for free burritos, wings, and burgers from all over the place.  Someone hit the jackpot and I hope you're enjoying yourself. I AIN'T EVEN MAD THO!  I think the funniest part is that they took my bobble head Jesus.  Where did he go?  What are they doing with him?  What if he's blindfolded on someone else's dashboard being forced to listen to Marcy's Playground and second hand smoke K2?  Hopefully he can hold his own.  According to the bible, he should be back in 3 days right?

I'm not going to lie, I have no doubt in my mind that this is all due to Karma. We live in a world of hate, a cold angry world that is full of people looking out for themselves.  But here's how I plan on looking at it. Most people see Karma as in "I did something bad now something bad is happening to me". NOT ME! The way I see it, something bad happened to me, so It's my turn to bring the hate. Starting with tonight's Ice Cream eating contest at school. I'm going to take away anyone's hopes or dreams of winning, because I'm knocking back that 2 gallon bucket like a pro.  Watch your back FCA.  'God' can't help you on this one.

Side note, for all you kids out there who are looking for new jams, checkout my buddy's in HANDGUNS.  They just dropped a new EP and it's legit. But don't forget the old stuff, cuz without a doubt one of the top 10 most essential Pop Punk Records (in my opinion) is this one...

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