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Mike and I at the Toros game |
Friday, February 11, 2011
I will cry.
I've decided that if there is any celebrity death that will cause me to shed a tear, it will be the death of Bill Murray. I've grown up with him! Ghostbusters, Space Jam, Osmosis Jones, The Royal Tenenbaums, Charlies Angels, The Darjeeling Limited, Fantastic Mr. Fox, BILL MURRAY IS THE GREATEST! He's what makes a movie a classic. I'm just glad it was fake when that stupid worthless Michael Cera/Andy Samberg crossbreed killed him in Zombieland. That dude is ugly and a horrible actor. Lets be honest, in real life Woody Harrelson and Bill Murray would have tag teamed a smack down on his candy ass. On that note, I would like someone to screen me a sweatshirt with a screen shot of Bill Murray in The Life Aquatic, REALLY BIG on the front.
Last night I got 4 free tickets to the San Antonio Spurs NBA D-League basketball game (AKA The Austin Toros). It was badass. My first basketball game ever. Can't beat free parking, free tickets, and free Outkast songs to dance too during Time-Outs. Also, there was a black family sitting behind us who were into the music just as much as I was, especially their little boy. It's not up for discussion: Little black boys are the cutest things in the world. They are always so curious about everything, down to dance, and get REALLY excited when you try to high five them! One thing I don't understand though, is why parents think their kids want to take a picture with a mascot. It's a giant animal that moves and doesn't talk... I'm 19 and that's still pretty creepy, plus I'm as big as most mascots. Being 1/8th their size and not having control over being picked up by them must be horrifying. And when the kids starts crying and trying to run away, it doesn't mean drag them back for round two. No amount of high pitched babble is going to get them to smile for the picture. When I have kids, I will only take the most artistic photos of them. I'm talking about an entire coffee table photo album of my little son/daughter re-enacting creed cover albums and staring deeply off into sunsets and puddles.... and always wearing light-up sketcher shoes.
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Hahaha okay, that ending was funny. And mascots can be quite intimidating. Especially since there is a high probability that there are pedophiles in those suits.
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